Inappropriate Balloons

Inappropriate, brutal and abusive balloons... for people with a sense of humour! 

Let’s liven up the party! 

18 balloons - 2 of 9 designs,  3 x black, 3 x white and 3 x teal  

• HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
• HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER
• ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH
• WORST PARTY EVER
• ONE YEAR OLDER AND STILL A CUNT
• CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE THE FASTEST SPERM
• THIS PARTY IS SHIT 
• FUCK YOU'RE OLD
• PLEASE LEAVE BY 9PM

Balloons are not sold separately. 

Helium quality and biodegradable but don't be a knob and let them float away in the atmosphere as they end up in our waterways and kill our wildlife. 

Be careful not to over inflate as they will make a loud pop sound! Made of natural rubber which may cause allergies. 

(warning children can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons, supervision is required).